Ph.D phases (a comic phase) :::::

Ph.D phases (a comic phase) :::::

( Note :- this article is not writen by me. )

Before joining PhD (Decide a topic for PhD) :-
I want to win the Nobel Prize.
I want to win the Abel Prize.
I want to win the The Fields Medal.
I want to win the Turing Award.

First phase of PhD (During synopsis preparation) :-
I want to finish PhD in two years.
I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
I want to make ground-breaking research.
I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.

Second phase of PhD (After approval of synopsis) :-
I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
I want a problem.
Shall I change my advisor?

Third phase of PhD (First Year of work) :-
I want a paper; I don't care which conference.
Shall I change my topic?
I want to finish PhD!
My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?

Fourth phase of PhD (Second Year of work) :-
Why did I come here?
Why did I choose this advisor?
Why did I choose this topic?

Fifth phase of PhD (End of second year) :-
Someone give me a degree!
I want to leave this place — for ever.
Let me leave.

Sixth phase of PhD (Submission of Thesis) :-
People call me uncle.
She waited and finally married someone else.
I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully.

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LET THE SOUL BE IN PEACE....
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